Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Lost of Innocence

Just a short one on my short trip to Singapore (17-18 Nov 2007).

1. I got French kissed. It was a wet and sloppy one. Here's the lucky guy who kissed my virgin lips:

2. I touched a male's balls. T_T I'm so ashamed.

On closer(or further? haha) inspection...

They are just empty shrunken sacs, so Kiki's an eunuch, not a true male. :D

However, this does not change the fact that I have sexually harassed him T_T
Forgive me Dear Lord, for I have sinned...


Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Perfume kills

That is if you don't know how much to put on yourself, like me. All along, I've been using Body Shop's Amorito Eau de Toilette which smells like dark chocolate. Normally I'll spray twice on my neck and once on each hand. So this morning, I decided to try the Chanel's sample perfume, which my lady boss left behind with me more than a year ago, "Chance" or was it "Allure"? Anyway, I never knew that there's a difference between cologne/body spray and perfume. So I sprayed twice. On my neck. The first thing that came to my mind was, "OH MY GOD". Second? "I CAN"T BREATHE!!!" I staggered down the stairs..."Mom...(gasp for air), help me...I can't breathe."

My mom wondered what the drama was all about. When she found out what I did, instead of leaving for office immediately as planned, she made me eat my breakfast at home. She refused to drive me to office with the smell so strong. Oh, I sat under the fan too, hoping that the smell would be blown away. BUT IT KEPT ON FOLLOWING ME (duh). It's like how the smell won't go away after a skunk attacks a person with his butt spray. It's especially bad when I turn my head to the right. I learn today that with perfume, tiny amount is more than enough to last me the entire day.

The moment I reached office, I ran out with the excuse that I need to bank in cheques. At the moment? I think my eyes are starting to tear...