Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Tiring, tiring dreams and she-males.

I'm sleepy because I don't have enough sleep. It's not that I don't want to sleep, but my dreams are making me real tired. Just last nite I had the weirdest dream. Dreaming that your mom is pregnant with a baby boy at this age is very stressful. It was so real...I don't mind a baby brother, but somehow I felt so tired after waking up. Of course, there's more to it, but I shall not er...describe it here. Woke up later than usual, went to mom and accused her for being the reason I overslept. Mom, of course, found it very amusing.

Mom: I can understand if your dad had this kind of dream...but you?
Steffi: I don't even know why. But I'm sure it was a baby boy.
Mom: Haha. That's not possible now.
Steffi: *goes off to brush her teeth*

I think...that I've been reading too many fanfictions. That must be it. Anyhow, if she ever comes up to me and says that she's pregnant, I'll faint. Coz that means that I'm a seer...:D

But anyway, tonight is Merdeka's eve(eve of National Day)...naturally, everyone will be out celebrating. My friend suggested going to a gay bar. I thought that it was a good idea, but I don't think my guy friend liked that idea very much. And then again, it'd be very weird if this situation cropped up:

Unknown: So, what did you do on the eve of Merdeka?
Steffi: I went to the gay bar.
Unknown:...I knew it.

As it is, my reputation isn't exactly too good...If the above situation occurs, I will remain a spinster for the rest of my life. Probably. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against them at all (Yaoi fan here).

She-males or ah kuas on the other hand...well, don't exactly have anything against them either, but I was a little miffed at the ah kua waiter at one cafe who didn't bother to look at me at all, but always serves my guy friend. Unfair treatment. I'm your customer too, you know! At least look at me when I'm ordering, not him! *Pouts*

Anyway, have fun ppl, don't get too drunk tonight. HAPPY BE-EARLY MERDEKA!


Thursday, August 18, 2005

Murderous Files

It's been a LONG LONG time since I have last posted a blog. Reason being? No inspiration. Too many animes to watch. Too many mangas to read. Too lazy to think. Didn't help that I was suffering from mild case of insomnia. Mom said, it's because I've got nothing to do. Haze has kept me confined at home and all I did was plop my fat bum onto the chair and watch anime. Then she asked if there's anything troubling me, because that can cause insomnia too. I realized however, that the problem is I have no problems to worry about. So my mind is probably too active. In conclusion, I should go create more problems so that I can sleep better.:D

Anyway, I have always thought the way the files are kept on the shelves in my office will cause a file avalanche one day. And just yesterday, one almost fall on top of me. To which my boss said "Be careful, don't get murdered by the files." I was imagining myself buried under a pile of files...hmm...I wonder how many files that would take.

I hate pop ups too. I am especially afraid that a REALLY sexy picture of a woman will pop up while my boss is passing by. Now, even viagra ads are popping up...where's my ad-aware...

Last night, mom was commenting on my room. "It's a pig sty," she said. I looked into my room, and saw my three pig plushies looking at me. I picked them up, cuddled them, and said, " Pig sty, yah? Heheheheh...Pig sty, yah?" Well, the joke was, I was borned in the year of the pig, so I'm a piggie as well...Mom just rolled her eyes and went into her room. Poor mom...

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Never laugh at others…

Coz the next thing you know, you'll find yourself in the exact same situation. Mr Bean, I believe has been almost everyone's favourite comedian. At least, he's definitely mine. I remember laughing very hard while watching this particular episode. He was in the washroom washing his hands when he somehow got that part of his pants wet. And then he started drying it by placing that part under the hand dryer. I remember laughing out loud, exclaiming that that situation will only happen to someone as idiotic as Mr Bean. Turns out that I was that "someone as idiotic". I was at Sunway Medical Center's washroom when a similar incident happened. Only that I was wearing a skirt. Too embarassed to go out like that, I told my sister to guard the door while I proceeded to do what Mr Bean did. And that was to dry my skirt the same way he dried his. T_T It worked though. After a while I left the washroom with a completely dried skirt and a red face. The moral of the story? Don't laugh at others. It will happen to you.

On the bright side, my dad received two free tickets to Wild Zebra and my sis and I both watched it yesterday. SPECTACULAR PERFORMANCE! So many dancers! The backdrop was amazing! Istana Budaya itself was amazing too! And Datuk (Datuk or Dato?) Ling Liong Sik and his wife Ena Ling was there too! Suddenly felt as if I've gone back in time, during the era where opera theatre and plays were the in thing… For those of you who like contemporary dance/ballet/acrobatics/play, I recommend this performance to you. Absolutely worth your time and money. The only set back was the a few of the lady usherers there tend to have this turn-up-nose-at-you attitude. Kinda snobbish and unfriendly. However the guy staffs there were really nice and friendly, all smiles which was good. ^-^