Wednesday, December 19, 2007

One of those days...

The following is a snippet of my chat with Jyrenze ABOUT my conversation with my dispatch boy and colleague:

Steffi:
Just now my dispatch boy said, "bye bye, selamat hari raya haji"

Steffi says:
Me: huh?

Steffi says:
Dispatch boy: Haji ma

Steffi says:
Me: ha? (isn't it xmas?)

Steffi says:
Colleague: tomorrow...

Steffi says:
Me: tomorrow?

Steffi says:
me: OH YA HOR TOMORROW NO WORK

J¥®ëñzë ´`·…->★☆ says:
EH

J¥®ëñzë ´`·…->★☆ says:
YA HOR

J¥®ëñzë ´`·…->★☆ says:
I FORGOT

Steffi says:
.............................

And then...during lunch:

Steffi says:
i almost ate my earphone

J¥®ëñzë ´`·…->★☆ says:
...

Steffi says:
i was eating my fishcake

Steffi says:
then the phone rang

Steffi says:
so i put it down

Steffi says:
removed my earphone

Steffi says:
and answered the call

Steffi says:
and then after that...

Steffi says:
i took up my earphone

Steffi says:
and almost ate it


And, not long after that...

Steffi says:
...

Steffi says:
i attempted to drink water from the bottle with the cap still on

J¥®ëñzë ´`·…->★☆ says:
...


It's just one of those numbnutting days...

Bonus:

I went to Low Yatt Plaza yesterday, and on the way there, I saw many foot massage/body massage/facial/what-not workers standing out at the five foot way trying to "hijack" customers.

Steffi: *reading signboard* Foot massage and body massage...
Steffi: Hmmm...
Steffi: Foot massage? Yeah, yeah, in reality, it might actually be third leg massage...
Dad: HOI! Can you not be so dirty minded!
Mom: HAHAHA!

Update (1.35pm) MSN chat with my sis:

Steffi says:
...my table is vibrating
elaine says:
oh
elaine says:
vibrating
elaine says:
notty girl
elaine says:
...
Steffi says:
...
Steffi says:
you...

Confirmed...it runs in the family.

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15 Comments:

At 12:44 PM, Blogger Jyrenze said...

haha u actually said that in front of your parents. Mine would kill me.

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger ashes said...

hey tats wat exactly striked my mind when i walked around Low Yatt Plaza tat day..

so many of them..dun dare to try..nanti the fellar salah buat..v bcome cacat pulak
the 3rd leg i mean..

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Jyrenze: I think the genes are from my mom's side...:D

Ashes: HAHAHAHAHA! Ash, Ash...;P You've got a good six inches there (judging from the length of your fingers)so, let's not try to get it cacat...

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Eng said...

how sure are you that the finger lenght gives accurate measurements?

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Eng: I don't know. Perhaps you'll like to confirm that for us? :D

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger ashes said...

steff..i cannot believe u wrote this on ur blog!
luckily u mentioned that its based on the FINGER MEASUREMENT theory...hahhaha..else i dunno wat all ppl will imagine!

anyway..the theory is onli proven if there is a poll or somethin like tat..

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Ashes: Of course ler I don't want people to misunderstand. You want me to set up a poll?! Will you take part in that poll? :S I doubt many would.

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger Eng said...

hahaha.... perhaps Steph has measured Ashes one alr...

So Steph, would you be satisfied with the 6 inches?

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger ashes said...

OIII..leave me out of this measurement thingy k..i myself not sure how long is 6 inches..:D
v got so many other better things to measure lah!!

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Eng said...

use the ruler!!!

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Eng: It is precisely because that I don't know that I assume that the finger measurement method is quite accurate. :D

Ashes: Eng asked you to use the ruler. To measure only. But if you wanna do something else with it...it's up to you. ;)

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger ashes said...

after measuring...then do wat?
put in Malaysian Book Of Records?

no thanks..i dun like publicity..
simple man u c..

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Eng said...

dun think so far ahead... she's just interested in knowing the measurements.... to see if her 'finger theory' is accurate

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger ashes said...

aha..is tat so..
then eng wil b able to do it also..
i assume u hav one too..ehem..

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger Philip said...

hahaha... u guys ahhh...
most importantly matches wat steffi wants... if 6 inch is not enof then go for 7 or 8 inch :P

 

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