Monday, June 26, 2006

*BEEEEEP!*

Are we seriously doing work at office or not…:D
This was what happened when I was away from keyboard while my friends were chatting.

Abu (6/14/2006 12:28:35 PM): if it wasnt so attached to dudley
Abu (6/14/2006 12:28:39 PM): i wanna use it!
Haze (6/14/2006 12:28:41 PM): u r attached to him?
Haze (6/14/2006 12:28:43 PM): haahhahah
Haze (6/14/2006 12:29:00 PM): we can call u ashers
Haze (6/14/2006 12:29:17 PM): or prashes
Haze (6/14/2006 12:29:24 PM): krakashes
Abu (6/14/2006 12:29:55 PM): hahahahhaha
Abu (6/14/2006 12:30:32 PM): cock____(lipas in english..i dunno how to spell) + es
Abu (6/14/2006 12:30:36 PM): hahhahaha
Haze (6/14/2006 12:30:40 PM): ahahahaa
Haze (6/14/2006 12:30:44 PM): i saw u write
Haze (6/14/2006 12:30:50 PM): cock lips bla bla bla
Haze (6/14/2006 12:30:53 PM): i as like O_O
Haze (6/14/2006 12:30:57 PM): *was
Abu (6/14/2006 12:31:23 PM): AHHAHAHAHAHAH
Abu (6/14/2006 12:31:36 PM): ahhahahahha...Haze!

~LUNCH BREAK~

Abu (6/14/2006 2:43:37 PM): its COCKLIPAS!
Haze (6/14/2006 2:43:50 PM): cockslippers?
Haze (6/14/2006 2:43:58 PM): cockipas?
Haze (6/14/2006 2:44:01 PM): cock kipas
Haze (6/14/2006 2:44:05 PM): cock fan
Steffi(6/14/2006 2:44:12 PM): ...
Steffi(6/14/2006 2:44:15 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Haze (6/14/2006 2:44:32 PM): i din know got such thing
Abu (6/14/2006 2:46:41 PM): hahahhahha
Abu (6/14/2006 2:46:46 PM): cock slippers?

So, as a result from the above conversation, Abu is now known as Abu Cocklips. Their wonderful conversation has also given me a few ideas. Somehow, the image of a ceiling fan with blades replaced with c*** came up in my mind. I decided to ask my wonderful artistic friend, Darke Shard, to draw me a few pictures of cockfan and cocklips which he thought he heard wrongly.

Warning. Do not click on the links below if you are underaged. To the others...please enjoy looking at the pictures. All images are drawn by Darke Shard.

1. Darke Shard's version of Cockfan1
2. Darke Shard's second version of Cockfan2
This is NOT true. I repeat. This is NOT true.
3. Darke Shard's third version of Cockfan3
Oh, by the way, that's a manga version of him...the little boy, not the chicken.
3. And this was what I had in mind...Cockfan4

Lastly, Abu Cocklips, this is for you...COCKLIPS!

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14 Comments:

At 9:57 AM, Blogger ashes said...

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At 10:04 AM, Blogger ashes said...

STEFF.....!

look at the pics!
ur blog is getting so x-rated...and its my name there!

i wanted to say COCKAROACH = LIPAS!
and u ppl invented this..

btw..ur fren draws very well..
off all the things steff can ask him to draw..its this!

ahhaha..steff u are simply AMAZING..:P

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Thank you...:D

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger Philip said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (i cant stop XD)

Ash - nex time use the spellchecker b4 u spell something else god knows wat steph can invent. Since when ash got lips there one... hahahahahaha

Steph - OK u r giving everyone a feeling that u r desperate for a bf wif a Cocklips :D hahahahahaha

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Philip: I don't see the connection here...and you are giving everyone the impression that you think with your ass...that is if you even have one.

 
At 5:41 PM, Blogger YSLim said...

change your site name become "Life of a X-Numbnut"

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Hmmm...sounds good...shall consider it.

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger Eng said...

Philip, I think Steph is more of a pervert or horny than desperate rite now.

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger ashes said...

ahhaha..aiyoo relax lar guys.

i tot u guys would be more cool abt it when a gal herself is just taking it easily..;)

haha..anyway..we all were talking abt it actually..so i guess we all should take the blame..;)

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Jonquina said...

Eng: Close enough...But I think instead of being horny or perverted, I'm just...er...looking at things from a different point of view...


General notice:
Besides, I think I have given sufficient warning on the contents of the pictures

"Warning. Do not click on the links below if you are underaged."

So if you think you are not matured enough to view it, then don't.

Ash: Awww....thank you ash, so sweet of you :D but I guess I'll never lose the SM Queen title...

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Jyrenze said...

Wah look at all the comments.... I think your friend can get himself a career drawing peverted comic adi, :p

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger BillyTong said...

wah steph, u sound like u are in "horny mode" O_O

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Jonquina said...

...does anyone realize that I didn't come up with the new words? >.< My name is neither Abu nor Haze...

 
At 7:22 PM, Blogger Philip said...

OMG so many comments since my last visit.

hmm there is so much connection wif the content of the blog n u.

 

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