Life of a Numbnut

Naughty conversations, beware!

To those of you who are sensitive to...naughtier and homo stuffs...don't scroll down. I've warned you. Just for your information, Haze is a female and Fire is a male.





[14:01] Fire: u know steff
[14:01] Fire: Haze has this theory
[14:01] Steffi: yeah?
[14:02] Fire: she got the info from her mate the length of a guy's d***
[14:02] Fire: can be measured
[14:03] Haze: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:03] Fire: without asking him to take off his pants
[14:03] Steffi: ...
[14:03] Steffi: HOW
[14:03] Steffi: HOWHOW
[14:03] Haze: i knew it !
[14:03] Haze: i knew steffi sure wanna know
[14:03] Fire: ahahahhaha
[14:03] Steffi: TELL LAR
[14:03] Haze: see
[14:03] Haze: how desperate she is
[14:03] Fire: Haze, u tell la
[14:03] Fire: hahahha
[14:03] Haze: i tell u ar Fire
[14:04] Haze: she will be staring at the guys !
[14:04] Steffi: ...
[14:04] Steffi: just cut the crap and tell me T_T
[14:04] Fire: ahahahhahha...
[14:04] Fire: u measure the fingers, steff
[14:05] Fire: the distant between the thumb n ur index finger when u stretch it
[14:05] Fire: tats the measurement
[14:07] Fire: ehh...steff measuring adi?
[14:08] Haze: AHHAHAHAHAA
[14:08] Fire: ahha..but anyway..i think all the guys know this la
[14:08] Steffi: ...
[14:08] Fire: and Haze has been doing some research
[14:09] Steffi: whoa
[14:09] Fire: ahhaha..just a theory la steff
[14:09] Steffi: *taking ruler*
[14:10] Fire: ahahhahah
[14:10] Fire: whose one u measuring there?
[14:10] Steffi: eh, like that i wanna marry a musician
[14:10] Steffi: mine..
[14:10] Steffi: pianists normally have really long fingers...
[14:11] Fire: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler
[14:11] Steffi: :D
[14:11] Steffi: :D:D:D:D:D
[14:11] Haze: HAHAHHHAHAHAHA
[14:11] Haze: u want so long for what !
[14:11] Haze: as Fire said
[14:11] Haze: later it comes out the other end
[14:11] Fire: AHAHHAAHHAHa
[14:11] Steffi: ...
[14:11] Fire: yeaaaaa
[14:11] Steffi: WHERE GOT SO LONG
[14:12] Haze: steffi
[14:12] Haze: listen to me
[14:12] Haze: long = Itai desu ne
[14:12] Steffi: ...
[14:12] Steffi: <---close to bursting
[14:12] Steffi: and she's talking to boss some more
[14:12] Haze: gyahahaha
[14:16] Steffi: ...mine is more than 6 inches
[14:16] Haze: u dont have one steffi
[14:17] Haze: no need measure
[14:17] Fire: ahhahhaha
[14:17] Fire: im not showing my fingers when we meet
[14:17] Haze: AHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the biggest blunder Fire made...

He was away while us two girls were chatting, and this happened after reading the history of the chat while he was away.

[16:03] Fire: aihhhhhhh
[16:03] Fire: finally it ended
[16:03] Fire: if i didnt step in at the blowjob
[16:03] Fire: dunno how far u guys would hav gone
[16:03] Steffi: :D
[16:04] Fire: ahahha..ok im back
[16:04] Fire: after the blowjob
[16:04] Fire: i mean..after READING the BLOWJOB
[16:04] Fire: GAWDDDDDD
[16:04] Steffi: *dies of laughter*
[16:04] Fire: wat am i typing


ANDDDD...the blunder that Steffi made...

This chat of course, was posted with permission from my lively two friends, as long as I do not post up their real names...

[16:49] Steffi: ..
[16:49] Fire: U FORGOT TO CHANGE MY NAME IN ONE OPART
[16:49] Steffi: so simple
[16:49] Steffi: WHERE
[16:50] Haze: HAAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[16:50] Haze: where??????
[16:50] Fire: FASTEEEEEEEEEEEER
[16:50] Steffi: i actually laughed
[16:50] Steffi: WHERE LAH
[16:50] Haze:

[14:11] **real name**: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler

[16:50] Haze: hahahhahhahaha
[16:50] Fire:

[14:10] Steffi: pianists normally have really long fingers...
[14:11] **real name**: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler

[16:50] Fire: CHANGE IT NOWWWWWWWW
hahhahahhaha
[16:50] Steffi: ok
[16:50] Steffi: done

Gomen Fire! HAHAHA!

Labels: Numbnut Giggles

posted by Jonquina @ 4:51 PM