Friday, September 30, 2005

Naughty conversations, beware!

To those of you who are sensitive to...naughtier and homo stuffs...don't scroll down. I've warned you. Just for your information, Haze is a female and Fire is a male.





[14:01] Fire: u know steff
[14:01] Fire: Haze has this theory
[14:01] Steffi: yeah?
[14:02] Fire: she got the info from her mate the length of a guy's d***
[14:02] Fire: can be measured
[14:03] Haze: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:03] Fire: without asking him to take off his pants
[14:03] Steffi: ...
[14:03] Steffi: HOW
[14:03] Steffi: HOWHOW
[14:03] Haze: i knew it !
[14:03] Haze: i knew steffi sure wanna know
[14:03] Fire: ahahahhaha
[14:03] Steffi: TELL LAR
[14:03] Haze: see
[14:03] Haze: how desperate she is
[14:03] Fire: Haze, u tell la
[14:03] Fire: hahahha
[14:03] Haze: i tell u ar Fire
[14:04] Haze: she will be staring at the guys !
[14:04] Steffi: ...
[14:04] Steffi: just cut the crap and tell me T_T
[14:04] Fire: ahahahhahha...
[14:04] Fire: u measure the fingers, steff
[14:05] Fire: the distant between the thumb n ur index finger when u stretch it
[14:05] Fire: tats the measurement
[14:07] Fire: ehh...steff measuring adi?
[14:08] Haze: AHHAHAHAHAA
[14:08] Fire: ahha..but anyway..i think all the guys know this la
[14:08] Steffi: ...
[14:08] Fire: and Haze has been doing some research
[14:09] Steffi: whoa
[14:09] Fire: ahhaha..just a theory la steff
[14:09] Steffi: *taking ruler*
[14:10] Fire: ahahhahah
[14:10] Fire: whose one u measuring there?
[14:10] Steffi: eh, like that i wanna marry a musician
[14:10] Steffi: mine..
[14:10] Steffi: pianists normally have really long fingers...
[14:11] Fire: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler
[14:11] Steffi: :D
[14:11] Steffi: :D:D:D:D:D
[14:11] Haze: HAHAHHHAHAHAHA
[14:11] Haze: u want so long for what !
[14:11] Haze: as Fire said
[14:11] Haze: later it comes out the other end
[14:11] Fire: AHAHHAAHHAHa
[14:11] Steffi: ...
[14:11] Fire: yeaaaaa
[14:11] Steffi: WHERE GOT SO LONG
[14:12] Haze: steffi
[14:12] Haze: listen to me
[14:12] Haze: long = Itai desu ne
[14:12] Steffi: ...
[14:12] Steffi: <---close to bursting
[14:12] Steffi: and she's talking to boss some more
[14:12] Haze: gyahahaha
[14:16] Steffi: ...mine is more than 6 inches
[14:16] Haze: u dont have one steffi
[14:17] Haze: no need measure
[14:17] Fire: ahhahhaha
[14:17] Fire: im not showing my fingers when we meet
[14:17] Haze: AHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the biggest blunder Fire made...

He was away while us two girls were chatting, and this happened after reading the history of the chat while he was away.

[16:03] Fire: aihhhhhhh
[16:03] Fire: finally it ended
[16:03] Fire: if i didnt step in at the blowjob
[16:03] Fire: dunno how far u guys would hav gone
[16:03] Steffi: :D
[16:04] Fire: ahahha..ok im back
[16:04] Fire: after the blowjob
[16:04] Fire: i mean..after READING the BLOWJOB
[16:04] Fire: GAWDDDDDD
[16:04] Steffi: *dies of laughter*
[16:04] Fire: wat am i typing


ANDDDD...the blunder that Steffi made...

This chat of course, was posted with permission from my lively two friends, as long as I do not post up their real names...

[16:49] Steffi: ..
[16:49] Fire: U FORGOT TO CHANGE MY NAME IN ONE OPART
[16:49] Steffi: so simple
[16:49] Steffi: WHERE
[16:50] Haze: HAAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[16:50] Haze: where??????
[16:50] Fire: FASTEEEEEEEEEEEER
[16:50] Steffi: i actually laughed
[16:50] Steffi: WHERE LAH
[16:50] Haze:

[14:11] **real name**: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler

[16:50] Haze: hahahhahhahaha
[16:50] Fire:

[14:10] Steffi: pianists normally have really long fingers...
[14:11] **real name**: ahhahhaha..u want long long ones for wat ler

[16:50] Fire: CHANGE IT NOWWWWWWWW
hahhahahhaha
[16:50] Steffi: ok
[16:50] Steffi: done

Gomen Fire! HAHAHA!

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4 Comments:

At 5:19 PM, Blogger Jyrenze said...

LOL I wonder who is that fire guy ! Such a joker la him..you do have interesting friends Steffi

 
At 1:56 AM, Blogger ashes said...

"He was away while us two girls were chatting, and this happened after reading the history of the chat while he was away."

hmmm..it makes me wonder..wat history it could be?n y r u chatting abt blow**** steffi?

u n ur frens so free ar?ur boss pay u to talk abt blowing things issit?

aisehhh..rugila company ini macam kalu..

ahahhahahha..:P

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Eng said...

she also making herself rugi wat...
no wonder her comp. also rugi
:P

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Steffi the Numbnut said...

jyrenze: Heheheheheheheheh..

ashes: S-E-C-R-E-T

eng: Ha? Rugi? I rugi apa?

 

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